…where squash comes from? You probably haven’t because you’re fairly confident that you know. In fact, some of you may claimed to have seen it growing. But Nicole is here to set the record straight. Our boys will know the true source.
“Squash comes from Minnesota…where they grow squash…in hamburgers. See, you plant the hamburger in the ground. Then squash floats down from heaven to lament the hamburger that died. Then you snatch the squash out of the air with nets.”
And there you have it. Empey, Inc. Revolutionizing the agricultural industry since who knows when!
